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Friday, April 8, 2011

BREAKING NEWS! CooLville bombed in an act of revenge!

About 48 hours ago, the city of CooLville was bombarded from orbit by the Empire of Psymon. It is suspected that the bombings were masterminded by the empire of Psymon, in response to CooL's recent bombings of the Psymonic embassy located near by. The bombings lasted three days and has destroyed most of the infrastructure and buildings. It is estimated that a total of 4,000,000 people perished in the bombings, while the remaining 1,000,000 or so are seeking refuge where they can.
Emperor Psymon then broadcast to the nation of CooL that he is declaring war. CooL has yet to respond.


  1. Continued on page 5:

    Exclusive interview with the large yellow man who watched the catastrophe unfold.

  2. Oh this means war. CooLvillians have decided to level Chur Village and kill all who reside it.

  3. GO SIMON ALL THE WAY! CooL started it but you will end it!


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