Bacon and Lentil Soup: This is cruelty to animals. No pig deserves to be cooked with lentils!
My Personal Hell: Being locked in a padded cell made of Tofu.
Cyclists: My bicycle is too broken and it has a desire to murder me.
Dubstep: No change, still wubspam. Although, it did garner me some attention from some rather dashing ladies when I was dancing to it drunk. -.^
Top hats: He who buys me a top hat, will forever be awesome.
Skyrim: You wonder why I have been rather quiet lately?
Books: What? Where can I download those???
TV: You mean YouTube right?
Blu-ray: Shiny, pretty, high-definitiony! But meh, seriously, DVD is all good, I can't find the justification to make the transition yet, not at the cost.
Parker's Mind: What? What is this? Kidding! I haven't forgotten! I promise!
The Economy: There's always too much month at the end of my money.
Fan girls: What? Do I LOOK like Bakura to you? I don't HAVE fan girls!!! (Do I?)
Harry Potter: 'e's a wee bit of a tossa inn'e?
The new YouTube Layout: Meh, new home page is alright, not sure I like the new channels though.