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Saturday, October 9, 2010

The GMOD Adventures of Jared and Simon

Once upon a time, in a GMOD map far far away. Two good citizens got together and hilarity ensued.

So Simon was walking down the streets of GM_BigCity to find that Jared had impaled Dave the Crazy Scientist multiple times to a wall.


So then they decided to have their picture taken with this bloody mess.


Then Simon built a catapult on top of a large building, in hopes that he might fling a car right at Jared.


Instead, they decided it'd be more fun to beat Alyx senseless.


And then fling a few innocents as far as they can.



And then Simon beat Jared to a pulp, and they all lived happily ever after... Jared however spent several weeks in hospital recovering from various broken bones and body parts.

7 comments:

  1. Awwww, you killed Dave. Who's going to do crazy science for our entertainment now?

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  2. goddamm it simon you got there before me and thought krimsin was the punching bag of the group lol

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  3. I LOVE THAT MAP. I ca snipe anything from the very top pillar

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  4. Bigcity parties are the best kind'a parties, 'cause the Bigcity parties don't stop!!

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  5. *Sarcastic* NOO!? DAVE!? HOW COULD YOU DIE!? HOW COULD YOU!?

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