Once upon a time, in a GMOD map far far away. Two good citizens got together and hilarity ensued.
So Simon was walking down the streets of GM_BigCity to find that Jared had impaled Dave the Crazy Scientist multiple times to a wall.
So then they decided to have their picture taken with this bloody mess.
Then Simon built a catapult on top of a large building, in hopes that he might fling a car right at Jared.
Instead, they decided it'd be more fun to beat Alyx senseless.
And then fling a few innocents as far as they can.
And then Simon beat Jared to a pulp, and they all lived happily ever after... Jared however spent several weeks in hospital recovering from various broken bones and body parts.