Justin Beiber dolls are being released into stores at around December the 4th this year.
Seriously what the fuck?! As if he isn't annoying enough being played on the radio all the time, now he's going to be infesting the shelves of our toy stores. I think I have almost lost all faith in humanity. You can even preorder them. Wow... Just... Wow.
Although, at least now Robot Chicken have something they can use in the next season. I'd love to see what they'd do to him.
And here's what they look like...
This is where this guy would come in handy.
Give him enough dynamite and this problem may not be so bad after all.
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I'm gonna buy one and turn it into a voodoo doll.
ReplyDeletewow the world is goin INSANE!!!
ReplyDeleteI was half-expecting a Justin Beaver doll. (Yes, A beaver head on that THING's body) I'd love to see what Robot Chicken does to the career of that thing.
ReplyDeleteJust be glad there are no dolls of The Blackout Band.
ReplyDelete...Yet...
...That doll annoys me even before it ever existed.
ReplyDeleteI don't think there's any way to redeem it from being placed with Barbie dolls.
Oh god.why bieber? he is only famous because of a lot of teen girls listen to him. you don't see them making a psymon doll do you?
ReplyDeletein fact youtube should make all the masterminds partners.
In all honesty, I would be creeped out if Psymon dolls started hitting the shelves xD
ReplyDeleteGAAAHHHH!!!! I HATE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy is it even a problem? It's just a doll. Why does it matters? You guys are just hating him because of his voice. That's just sad. Although some of his music might be bad, but still, it's not like he do something to you. If you want to hate him, look at his personality, not hear his voice and just hate him for that. These people need to learn not to hate on people who isn't even a criminal.
ReplyDeleteBlah let me write my blog and go moan somewhere else.
ReplyDeleteI like to rant on things I find. You don't like it? Tough shit.
Anything else you wish to moan about? No? Good.
GOD FORBID WE DON'T LIKE SOMEONES MUSIC!
ReplyDeletei'm sorry,i thought this was Psymon's blog *looks at the title* oh wait it is so please go and never bother again. Oh and bieber is extremly shit, he is shitter than shit.
ReplyDeleteOk, want us to hate him for his personality? Some dude pissed him off, so Justin posted the guy's cell phone number on his twitter and told all of his fangirls to call it. Cue gigantic bill and a basically ruined phone.
ReplyDeleteWell that just gives me more fuel for my fire.
ReplyDeleteLet's face it, when Beiber's voice breaks, his career is over. People only like him because his balls haven't dropped yet.
what a fucking dick.Just because someone pissed him, doesn't mean that he has the right to ruin someone phone. Bieber is a fucking dickward with a side order of asshole followed by twatard. He sucks monkeys balls.
ReplyDeleteI'm stuck on the decision to buy it so I can mutilate it(but in the process I'd be supporting it with my money) or not buying it and crusading for ppl to do the same. Hmm.
ReplyDeleteI nearly smashed my face into my keyboard when I heard of a Justin Beiber film...
ReplyDeleteI severely wish I was joking.
Wtf, they're going to make a film of him?
ReplyDeleteFuck. I have completely lost all respect for Hollywood.
THATS IT! I have had it with motherfucking hollywood making motherfucking shit movies.
ReplyDeletesomeone should do a i hate bieber sparta remix
Luckily for me, I lost faith in humanity long ago, so this doesn't bother me, but this kid really does takes the fucking cake, has anyone else heard that he hit some 12 year-old while playing laser-tag?
ReplyDeletei heard that he worked with the combine:P
ReplyDeleteI don't even think he deserved his own doll and his own movie. I mean, not all his songs are that great. Only great singers like Elvis would deserve a movie. I'm neither a fan nor a hater on Justin Bieber, I just dislike some of his songs.
ReplyDeleteI think he's a cunt, the more I hear about him, and hear about the shit he's done, the more I fucking hate him.
ReplyDelete"Wtf, they're going to make a film of him?
ReplyDeleteFuck. I have completely lost all respect for Hollywood."
I lost respect 4 hollywood after I heard they were making a film about "Fred."
"has anyone else heard that he hit some 12 year-old while playing laser-tag?"
ReplyDeleteI hate Justin Beiber as much as anyone here. But every time I here a claim like the above I want to just make sure that it's true.