The outbreak of 2008's Twihard virus has spiraled out of control, says health officials around the globe. They are now claiming a global epidemic, and countries around the world have gone into a state of emergency. The virus, believed to have started at the premiere of Twilight, has spread to all continents around the globe, causing symptoms such as insanity, over obsessiveness, and gaining unrealistic expectations of male romantic behavior. It currently has no known cure. Infected are often seen running around, screaming things like "TEAM EDWARD" or "TEAM JAKOB," and crying whenever they see Edward kiss Bella during the movie. There are however, people who are naturally immune to this virus, but immunity does not appear to be related to genetics, age, or even gender. It is not known how this virus is spread. This outbreak has forced people who are immune to retreat to anti-Twihard bunkers, which have been built all over the world. One such immune had this to say.
"Seriously, the premiere to Eclipse was almost like playing Left 4 Dead. They were just running around mindlessly, screaming! I had actually thought the zombie apocalypse had begun, and I was ready to start shooting infected."
The World Health Organisation (WHO) are currently pushing pharmaceutical companies to collaborate in an effort to develop a cure, and a vaccine for this plague. None of the pharmaceutical companies were available to comment at this time.